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Attack of the 90 Pound Counter Surfer Tee
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You turn your back for exactly two seconds. The pizza box was pushed all the way to the back of the stove. You thought it was safe. But when you have a 90-pound canine mastermind with a reach that defies gravity, no snack is truly secure.
Celebrate the hilarious, chaotic reality of living with a large-breed food thief with our "Attack of the 90-Pound Counter Surfer!" tee. Designed in a bold, vintage 1950s horror comic style, this shirt is the ultimate badge of honor for anyone who has ever lost a sandwich, a stick of butter, or an entire dinner to a pair of quick jaws and an innocent face.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |